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18 ways to pass exams when you've got absolutely no time to revise

Every year, students worldwide repeat the same errors. "It's going to be different this time. I'm going to stay on top of everything, all my notes and never leave anything to the last minute." Of course, in reality that never happens.This is not a guide about how to be a more organised person - right now, you feel like you will never be able to look a calendar in the eye again. This is a lesson on last-minute, caffeine fuelled cramming.

1) Don't panic.Probably the most important thing to remember. It might be the most importantexamof your LIFE but you won't get anything done if you start running around like a headless chicken.

2) Find a suitable place to workYour desk, the kitchen table, the library, a cafe, but wherever works for you and be prepared tostay there. Stay away from your bed, however as it will increase the likelihood of accidental napping.

3) Be preparedAssemble your resources - paper, notes, water bottle. Don't worry if you can't find your favourite pen. This is crunch time. Make do with the pink highlighter if you have to

4)Get rid of fun distractionsDo what you have to make yourself concentrate. Put your phone in another room. Turn off the Wifi. Work on paper. If you need to fact check something online, start a list to lookup later.

5) Make a planYou haven't got time to cover everything so pick a few areas to revise and tick them off a list. You won't get 100% but it's better than onlyknowing one fact about every topic.

6) Time managementYou've broken your work up, now do the same with your time. Try to work in 25 minute blocks,with a five minute break at the end. If you knowthere's a topic you find tricky allow yourself more time to go over it.

7) Actually start workHarder than it seems, this. Really MAKE yourself do it.8) Don't get frustrated - prioritiseIf you get stuck, don't stress. Make a note and you can come back to it later (if there's time).

9) Allow for (and accept) some procrastinationProcrastination happens. It's ok! Don't beat yourself up. Just get straight back to work and don't let it throw you off.

10) STUDY BREAK TIMETurn upBeyonceand have a quick dance. Allow yourself a whole three minutes to scroll through Instagram. Stroke yourcat. But when those minutes are up, force yourself to get back to it. Be strong!

11) Snacks and foodYour brain needs food to LIVE and LEARN! If you're staying up all night have something substantial and quick: cheese on toast, baked beans, Pot Noodle. Sip on some water whilst working to keep hydrated.If you start feeling jittery from all those espressos, STOP DRINKING THEM.Make an effort to eat something proper just before the exam.

12) Speak to another human beingEven if it's just your mum. Don't start feeling like the walls are closing in around you. A quick phone call will remind you that there is life outside exams and that soon you will be back in the world of the living.

13) Sleep...It's 4am. Sleep is for the weak, right? WRONG. You will perform much, much better the next day if you brain has had a chance to rest and process the information you've thrown at it.

14) ...but make sure you wake up againGet your morning-person friend to call you. Set your least favourite song as your alarm. Once you're up, try to get stay alert. Take a cooler shower than you normally would, stick your head out the window to get some fresh air and make sure you have breakfast.

15) Look over your notesLook over your notes on the bus or whisper formulae to yourself as your walk to the exam hall.

16) Don't panic in the examBREATHE. And then smash that exam like the amazing human you are. Read everything through carefully and tackle the problems you know best or are worth the most points first. Keep an eye on the clock and make sure you'renot spending too much time on one section.

17) Celebrate!Yay, you did it! Try not to think about the exam -obsessing won't help anyone. Go out for dinner, cry on a friend's shoulder or go to thepub.

18) Remember to never, ever leave things to the last minute againYeah, that's not going to happen.

Drug Lord's Life Of Luxury Behind Bars Revealed

A Brazilian drug lord has been living a life of luxury behind bars - with a three-room suite complete with library, conference room and plasma TV.

Jarvis Chimenes Pavao - one of South America's most dangerous drug traffickers - was serving an eight-year sentence for money laundering at Tacumbu prison in Paraguay.

His surprising lifestyle was uncovered after a bomb was found inside the prison and police poured into the institution to.

They found a three-room apartment complete with air conditioning, tiled walls, a DVD collection including a TV series about drug lord Pablo Escobar, a guitar, and several footballs.

In one cupboard police found six pairs of shoes, while in another were scores of T-shirts hanging on racks.

His prison lifestyle was in stark contrast to other inmates at the jail, where food is scarce and violence is rife.

Justice minister Carla Bacigalupo has already been sacked and her replacement Ever Martinez has promised a crackdown.

More photos off his room below

A plastma TV hanging on the wall

The cell has tiled walls

Source: sky news

Flood kills 14 wedding guests

“Dead bodies of 14 people had been retrieved, most of those killed and wounded were women and children,” Rahimullah Mehsud, a local government official of Khyber tribal district, where the incident took place, told AFP.

The accident happened when a pick-up truck carrying the groom’s party of more than 20 people was hit by floods in a remote village of Khyber, one of Pakistan’s seven tribal districts bordering Afghanistan.

Mehsud said a search was ongoing for the missing but rescue workers and residents were facing difficulties as the “area is remote and mountainous”.

He added: “We have no exact number of those travelling in the Datsun pick-up but residents told us there were more than 20.”

The heavy monsoon rains began earlier this month, drenching the Khyber Pakhtunkhwa and central Punjab provinces, which have been badly affected by flooding in recent years that some scientists have linked to climate change.

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Ooops! Nollywood actor gets burnt on set!

Nollywood actor, Ani Iyoho, has sustained terrible fire injuries while performing fire stunts during a movie shoot.

The terrible accident occurred while on the set of a movie being directed by movie director, Stanley Ohikhuare. E-news gathered that while Ani was burning as a result of the fire stunt gone bad, the fire extinguisher on set malfunctioned and was unable to put out the fire. Shockingly, the movie director, Stanley Ohikhuare, continued filming with the intention of including the fire incident in the actual movie. Ani has been hospitalized and is presently receiving intensive medical attention. Efforts to reach the director, Stanley Ohikhuare, have proved abortive and the movie producers, Kelechi Udegbe and Ugochukwu Azikiwe are said to be keeping mum on the incident

Source: vanguardngr

JUNGLE JUSTICE: Notorious rapist burnt to death by mobs in Ikorodu

Notorious Rapist, popularly known as Badoo was today killed by angry mobs in Ikorodu after he was cought rapping a young girl in Ota,  Owode-Owode Ijesa,  Ikorodu. More photos after the cut.

Abraham Adesanya Polytechnic Student Emerges Miss Okota 2016

Miss Mariam Ahmed, an ND 2 student of Mass Communication Department, Abraham Adesanya Polytechnic, has emerged the winner of 2016 Miss Okota beauty pageant. Mariam beat Miss Uzoka Gabrielle and Foluso Amos  who emerged first  and second runners-up respectively.The beauty pageant held at Ayase hall, Arigidi-Akoko, Ondo State, had 17 contestants who went through various appearances and dance sessions. Following several physical and mental exercises, it was apparently a tough moment for the judges, who found the three finalists almost at par; but at the end it was Miss Mariam who carried the day amid screams from the audience. Miss Mariam takes over from the former Miss Okota.The national coordinator, Oodua People’s Congress (OPC) and chief promoter of Olokun Festival, Otunba Gani Adams in his words, cleared air on impressions some people are having about the pageant, whereby some rumour mongers are saying whoever that emerges as the Queen will never give birth to a baby. He said Miss Okota 2011 Beauty Queen, Miss Ayomikun Idowu gave birth to a bouncing baby boy in United States of America three months ago. He added that Miss Okota beauty pageant is a mean of engaging the younger generation and serve as a link to their past.Also, that the future of our race is determined by the amount of education and knowledge that the youths have about the race and culture. Those in attendance are HRM Oba Yisa Olanipekun, The Zaki of Arigidi-Akoko, HRM Oba Ipinmoroti Timothy, Oluro of Uro-Ajowa, HRM Oba Clement Omo-Ola, Oloso of Oso-Ajowa, Hon. Tofeeq Isa, Chairman, Ijumu Local Government, Kogi, Chief Femi Davies, Members of Oodua Progressive Union, National Co ordinating Council of Oodua People's Congress, Sola Fajobi, Kunle Adeyemi and many others.Source: xclusive4u

LADIES SEE HOW TO MAKE NIGERIAN MEN BELIEVE YOU ARE WIFE MATERIAl

Whether from a sincere heart or a deceitful motive, Nigerian girl,  Victoria Onwuchekwa has posted on facebook the steps to take that will make a man believe you are a wife material.  See her post post below.

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What a transformation. Comedian Acapella shares throwback pictures of himself.

Top ranking comedian, Acapella shared throwback photo of himself today on his instagram handle,  Comedian_acapella. What a great transformation.
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Blazing act, Sacrosanct releases mind blowing track. Download here

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PHCN official electrocuted on pole- Narrowly escapes death

There was anxiety in Abraham Adesanya Polytechnic,  Abusi Edumare Campus,  Ijebu Igbo when an official of the PHCN got electrocuted while trying to cut their light. 

Eyewitness account has it that the official was working without safety gloves for about 15 munites before the power was restored unknown to the young man before he passed out. 

Students of the polytechnic were seen trooping out of their lecture rooms to render assistance,  as well as teachers of Abusi Edumare  secondary school. 

He was however rescued by some energetic young men and rushed to a nearby hospital. More touching photos of the scene after the cut. 

Students of the polytechnic waiting to catch the victim 

Students trooping back to their classes after the whole scene 

Nigerian set ablaze in Togo for refusing to take responsibility for girlfriend's pregnancy

I woke up with tears all over my eyes this morning as i heard about the Nigerian business man who was set ablaze in Togo for refusing to take responsibility for his girlfriend's pregnancy. Please lets pull strings together and make sure that this Nigerian does not die for nothing. 

What is the Nigerian Ambassador to Togo doing about this?  This is an height of brutality and cruelty.  Are there not civil rights activists in our country that could come in?. Are thrre no law enforcement enforcement agencies in Togo? What has been done to those savages. 

God help Africa.  God help Nigerians. 

Quite romantic. Actress Joke Silver eulogises husband in birthday post

Famous Actress, Producer,  and co founder of LUFODO,  Joke Silver Jacobs today eulogised her husband,  Olu Jacobs, Who is also grounded in the acting profession on her IG handle,  Ajokesilva. The couple who have been married for 27 years serve role models to everyone in Nollywood and the entertainment industry that is just venturing into the marriage deal.
This were her words in her post:

Happy birthday to you daddy. More power to your elbow. 

"Happy birthday mummy mary" Ali Baba wishes his wife

Veteran Nigerian comedian,  Alibaba earlier today took to his instagram handle,  Alibabagcfr to wish his beautiful and lovely wife (Mummy Mary) . This were the words he used in discribing his lovely wishes for her:

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From the Dashboard of Joseph Adejumo's Blog,  on behalf of Nigerians,  happy birthday Mummy Mary 

Sources post photos of cult leader that insists bullets cannot penetrate into his body

This   cult leader 

OMG. See what this bride wore to her honeymoon

This bride was sighted with her groom recently  on their way to Dublin for heir honeymoon.
Is this civilization or craziness?

Drop your comments 

"I DON’T SEE ANYTHING WRONG IN SLEEPING WITH MY DAUGHTER" – FATHER ARRESTED FOR MOLESTING HIS DAUGHTER SAYS

The Lagos state Police Command has arrested 44 year old Emmanuel Udoh, a native of Ini Local government area of Akwa Ibom state for having repeated sexual intercourse with his own daughter at his home at No.2 Ajasa Command Road, Meiran, Lagos state on September 13th.

Emmanuel who is separated from the victim’s mother have been taking care of their daughter after her mother brought her back to him so she could further her education.

On interrogation, Emmanuel vindicated himself by saying he saw nothing wrong in sleeping with his daughter. He said:

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"I have had sexual intercourse with her severally. It is a normal thing and I don’t see anything bad in sleeping with my daughter because I know she will not get pregnant because I don’t ejaculate inside her."

While narrating her ordeal with her father, the victim said on that fateful day, he had ask her to go shower.

"Immediately I started having my bath in the bathroom, I became very dizzy as I became very weak. While I was inside the bathroom I called out for help but neighbors could not hear me because I was weak. It was my father that helped me out of the bathroom and took me inside. When I got inside he gave me Garri to drink and before I knew what was happening. He removed my wrapper and had sex with me. I don’t know if he drugged the water as I became very weak." She said.

Source: Xsouth.com

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OMG: could this be real or a dream?

1. Dont be over excited. Its just photoshop *winks*

Photo: see what hapened to this car in Ibadan

Jeeeez.  G-Wagon of all car?

Im such the Ibadan man has no appology for this at all. 

Critical situation: see what was spotted on a highway in Kano yesterday

This hilarious picture was taken yesterday on a highway in Kano.
Have these young men turned a motocycle to a school bus? 

Photo: Woman caugh taking selfie while in the spirit

What could have gone wrong? Guess she did not catch the are attention of the technical crew to capture her. What will Fb/IG not do to Nigerians 

Six-year-old kills housemaid in Abia

A six-year-old boy has erroneously killed a housemaid with the gun of his father in Aba, Abia State.

Police detectives from the Ogbor Hill Police Division, Aba, have commenced investigations into the killing.

It was gathered that the underage child reportedly picked the father’s gun from his bedroom, thinking that it was a toy gun and not knowing that it was loaded.

A source, who spoke on condition of  anonymity, said, “The child pointed the gun at the maid and playfully said, ‘I will kill you,’ and upon pulling the trigger, the gun went off and a bullet hit the housemaid.”

The Police Public Relations Officer, Abia State Command, ASP Ogbonnaya Nta, confirmed the homicide case.

The case was said to have been transferred to the state Department of Criminal Investigation.

Meanwhile, the Medical Director of Abia State Polytechnic, Aba, Dr. Eze Nwokocha, has reportedly been kidnapped by some gunmen in Aba, the commercial hub of the state.

The medical practitioner was allegedly abducted at about 7pm on Sunday around Allwell Crescent, near the Aba Fire Service Station.

A source close to the medical director said he was returning to his house after attending a village meeting when the assailants, who had trailed him, blocked his car and took him away in another vehicle.

It was gathered that the suspects had contacted the family and demanded a ransom of N50m.

The victim’s family members could not be reached for comments as of the time of filing this report.

The PPRO said the kidnap case had yet to be reported to the police.

Source: Punch

Ijebu-Igbo on fire: Two killed in Police-Cult clash

There is anarchy in Ijebu-Igbo, Ogun State presently, arising from conflict between police and cult groups yesterday, 9:00 am when a police officer killed two people.

The police officer allegedly shot a man suspected to be a member of a confratanity and a woman who was also at a restaurant beside Total Filling Station.

According to eye witness account, some policemen traced the suspected cult member to the restaurant and opened fire on him while he was eating. In the process, the police shot an innocent woman who was also at the scene.

Reports have it that the woman died on the spot while the police officers fled the scene.

This incident aggravated the members of the affected cult group who teamed up and headed for the Topon Divisional Police station. They demanded for the officer that killed their member but to no avail.

There are however speculations that Topon police station and Elere police station in Oke Agbo were set ablaze by the aggrieved confraternity. This has not yet been confirmed at the time of compiling  this report.

At about 12 noon, law enforcement agents were seen arresting and parading people suspected to have involved in the clash.

Senator Buruji Kashamu representing Ogun East Senatorial District, had a peace talk with the two factions.

According to an indigene of the community “ it was the officers that wanted to start another problem in the town because after senator had talked to them things changed,  there was nothing like crisis.”

Does that mean that the peace experienced in the town after the peace talk with the two fractions will be sustained? Only time will tell

Source: Aapoly News

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Shocking things you do that shorten your lifespan

The devil you know is better than the angel you don’t know. Living a long and healthy life is something we all crave for; unfortunately we are only able to ward off the obvious enemies affecting our wellbeing. What about those killer-habits in disguise that we constantly indulge in everyday? Knowing this does not necessarily mean we have to eliminate those behaviors outrightly, it is a pointer to the fact that overdoing things could be detrimental to our wholesomeness. This article enlightens you on
everyday habits that potentially shorten your lifespan:

1. Sitting too much: You may be sitting comfortably reading this article now, after this, then another and so on until you have sat for stretched period of time. Did you know that British Medical Journal’s publication of an Australian researcher found out that sitting at a stretch of 3 hours per day could cut short your lifespan by 2 years? Even regular exercise cannot prevent the potential negative effects of sitting for long hours. The negative effects of sitting too much seem to overlap with the potential negative effects of watching TV for long hours. Time to stand up for a stroll, play, jog. Anything.

2. Horrible colleagues: People who unfortunately find themselves in a working environment where there is no tranquility have a high propensity of a shortened life span. Researchers at Tel Aviv University found out that people’s co-workers have a significant bearing on their wellbeing. Having welcoming and caring colleagues can help in lowering stress levels, reduction in blood pressure and faster detoxification of cholesterol. These negative effects are common in subjects between the ages of 38 and 43.

3. Eating junk food: I am sure this sounds threatening; we still fall into the ditch of eating junks. Perhaps you must have come by this saying: you are what you eat! According to research carried out by University of Washington Institute of Health Metrics and Evaluation, people that daily rely on junk food die 7 years earlier than those that eat balanced diet.

4. Not sleeping moderately: having moderate sleep is highly essential in having good health. The more closed eyed you get, the healthier you are right? NO, it is a blunt lie. Harvard Medical School has researched that life expectancy decreases in subjects sleep less than 5 or more than 9 hours per night. Chronic cases of sleeplessness are associated with diabetes, cardiovascular diseases, memory problems, cancers weight gain and premature death. Therefore to function optimally you need average of 8 hours sleep per night.

5. Flying: Taking time-outs to holiday locations is unarguably a stress eradicating step. But on the other hand, travelling through the air could be categorically bad for your health. The Association of Flight Attendants has proven that people that have careers in the aviation industry are more at risk of dying from cancer. Robert Parish, a physicist studied that when you reach an average cruising altitude of 39000 feets in a plane, you are subject to 64 times more radiation than at sea level because of cosmic rays which could affect your wellbeing overtime.


6. Weak social connection: People with puckered brow are found to die at a much higher rate than their socially inclined counterparts. A research carried out by Bringham Young University and University of North Carolina found out that prolong loneliness could be as harmful to your lifespan as smocking 15 cigarettes a day. I am sure your heart bounced at that fact. Another study carried out by Sven Svebak at the Norwegian University of Science and Technology discovered that people with the high sense of humour were 35 percent more likely to live longer than their other counterparts who struggled to smile. It is time to kick off stress, immune problem and stagnant blood flow by maintaining a smiley face.

7. Not working: remaining unemployed can cut short a person’s life span by 63%. This finding was carried out by Canadian researcher who analyzed 40 years of data from 20 million people in 15 countries. Shell Health Services as well carried out a research discovering that people who retired at the age of 55 died earlier than those who retired at 65. By missing out in the usual daily activities, the body gradually gets weak such people are walking closer to their death. Don’t be idle, get something doing.

8. Eating junk food: According to research carried out by University of Washington Institute of Health Metrics and Evaluation, people that daily rely on junk food die 7 years earlier than those that eat balanced diet

9. Thanatophobia: When the abstract reality of death overshadows your thoughts, it potentially ends up causing a shortened lifespan. US National Library of Medicine found out that “life expectancy was perceived as shortened in patients with death anxiety”. This psychological problem is what makes cancer and HIV patients die earlier. Outside of this, an increase in fear of death increases the risk of cardiovascular ailments.

Cybercrime: Any solution in sight?

As the world is being reduced to a global village, cybercrime has since taken a different dimension. Cybercrime is a type of offence committed by cybercriminals who use the computer as a tool and the internet as a pathway to commit vices such as: Cyber-fraud, popularly referred to as ‘yahoo-yahoo’, illegal downloading of files (videos and music), Spam mailing: which is sending a phony e-mail in order to steal somebody’s private information and hacking a protected website, dissemination of pornography, data diddling, impersonation, web jacking, cyber defamation and forgery. 

Over time, different countries have come up with diverse strategies to contend with crime depending on their nature and extent. One thing is certain- a nation with high crime rate cannot develop. It is appalling to see people take advantage of the blessing accrued to mankind-Internet, and turn it to a curse. 

Questions like “how did money disappear from my bank account? Who logged in to my e-mail? How did the plan leak out of the company website?” and the likes have been recurrent for several years. Crimes like rape, armed robbery and money laundry need not necessarily be isolated from cybercrime as they all have equal consequences. For instance, wars have ensued where severe cases of cybercrime have ensued. When either individuals or organizations are the main target of cybercrime, their computers can be considered as the tool rather than the target. This crime requires less physical involvement as the damage done manifests itself in the real world. In this case, the victim’s carelessness may be his bait.

To tackle cybercrime effectively, it is highly imperative to establish active partnership between information security organizations, financial institutions, public organizations, private sectors and social media operators in order to enlighten them on the features of communication technologies liable to exploitation by cybercriminals. Also, improvement of security barrier within software packages and network structures would lead to improved security, keeping hackers at arm’s length. Parents could go a long way in preventing cybercrimes by advising their wards not to disclose personal details to strangers in the cyberspace as it could be dangerous. Organizations ought to hire individuals who are experts in computer security to supervise their content publication which will give them a secured environment in cyberspace.

Cybercrime is a growing concern throughout the world. Thus, research must continue to take place in order to keep the cyberspace as safe as possible and to keep it protected from ‘Yahoo boys’. The abuse of computer is a punishable offence before the law Therefore, the Computer Misuse Act (1990) could be principal to prosecuting an individual or organization that attempts to use the computer and the internet unlawfully.

The internet serves as a source of educational assistance to widen the horizon of students since no man is an island. The internet also serves as a form of entertainment. Hence the ‘edutainment’ role of the internet cannot be overemphasized; we should be on the alert for the dreadful social and economic effects of cybercrime. It is only through these that lasting solution can be proffered to this treat.  

Proud mother, Foluke Daramola celebrates graduating daughter

Proud mother and famous actress,  Foluke Daramola took to  her instagram handle today to flaunt her daughter who just graduated from Carol School,  Agidimgbi,  Ikeja  as the best student in English and Yorba language.
The talented actress must  have breath upon her daughter what she knows how to do best.
Congratulations to you on your achievements as a mother.
See photos of the excited actress  and praises of her daughter after the cut :